*** The Best of Bobo ***

[In #anime...]
<Number17> zel:  WUSS!  MEET UP WITH ME AND I'LL KICK YOUR ASS!!!!
<Bobo_> Yeah, me too ;)

<Shiji> bobo_: wtf? why does that keep changing w/ ppl's names? and BTW AOL ...sux.
<Bobo_> Shiji: i sure hope you can ;> 
<Shihi> Uh..... ??

<Zelgadiss> AND I CAN PROVE IT!
<Bobo_> does anyone wanna lick my clitorus? 
<Number17> LAMER MY ASS!  YEAH YOU CARRY THE BELTS!!!!
<Bobo_> hi all 
<Number17> PROVE IT!!!!

<LED_Prism> I know some Tie Kwon Do
<Bobo_> suck you off? 

<Zelgadiss> I want to kick the shit out of you
<Bobo_> suck you off? 
<Shiji> Number17: don't flatter yer self, 10 year olds have way too easy a time kick'n yer arst. more like 3 yearolds might be a fair fight.
<Bobo_> oooooohy just need it BAD! 

* Bobo_ wants a man who can do him right
<ladyferit> You guys need to take a chill pill like....

<Zelgadiss> I Want to get something clear, I am MALE!
<Bobo_> give him a break, he's high again :) 

<Bobo_> 17 is a lamer 
<Bobo_> 17 get over here and fight!!!!!!!!!! 

<Number17> I'LL LICK YOURS!!!!!
<Bobo_> YOU'LL BE LAME FOR A MONTH! 

<Psion> Bobo is what we call a "special child"
<Bobo_> LAMER MY ASS!!!!! 
<Psion> I didn't say you were a lamer I said you were special!

<Bobo_> 17 gimme your address 
*** Number17 (Kroby@frm-ma2-19.ix.netcom.com) has left #anime
[Editor's note: Must have been scared of old Bobo. :) ]

<Zelgadiss> who wants a copy?
<Zelgadiss> of me beating the shit out of 17.
<Bobo_> hahahaha 

<tmpst7> Has anyone seen Battle Skipper?
<Bobo_> die. 

* Bobo_ invites everyone to his homepage...take a look and sign my guestbook! http://members.aol.com/akiraRat1
<akiraRat> Bobo_: what is that supposed to mean?

<Neumann_> I think Bobo don't mean anything
<Bobo_> chicago? chicago? 

<DavidB> Who is Bobo_ anyway?
<Bobo_> DavidB: i sure hope you can ;> 

<Bobo_> I want to know if I can pickup guys in here 
<DeeM> yeah
<Bobo_> oooooohy just need it BAD! 

<DavidB> Where do you think I ma Bobo_ ?
<Bobo_> I need a bottom :-) (but not the way most tops do [snicker]) 

<Neumann_> Bobo his talking to himself
<Bobo_> Hello Neumann_ 
<Psion> Heh, sounds like Seinfeld. :)
<Bobo_> yup.

<Bobo_> zal: know what you just said? you said," I know KARATE!" 
<Zelgadiss> bobo
<Zelgadiss> don't make me hurt you

* Bobo_ will look 17's email add on the net and track him down

<Bobo_> akiraRat: sorry.. just floating nicks. 
<akiraRat> what?
<Bobo_> meow 
<Kayte> hmmm
<Bobo_> watch out, he can get homicidal when he's high!! 

<receptacl> ganryu like from tekken
<Bobo_> You're the biggest fucking retard for using the word lamer! 

<Bobo_> i wished i had a big cock up my pussy 
<CobbleBOy> so go get one
<CobbleBOy> they sell them for cheap

<Samantha2> So You Cum Guzzling,Sperm Burping, Gutter Sluts cant seem to Keep me out huh? maybe you need a man around the house..LOL!!
<Bobo_> then release it periodically 

* Bobo_ is a 19/m/Oklahoma with a pic.  Ladies msg me to chat or trade pics.
<Okram> trading of pictures other than non-sexual self pics are not permitted in this channel.... please take that to a channel designed for that purpose..thank you and have a nice day ...The management
* Bobo_ is a 19/m/Oklahoma with a pic.  Ladies msg me to chat or trade pics.
<CobbleBOy> pics
<Bobo_> OP ME NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW 
<Okram> no no bobo
<Bobo_> hi 
...
<edguy> hi sons
<Bobo_> OP ME U FAGS 
[Editor's note: Bobo got kicked for using the f-word, as this was on #gaydads/sons/sex 8D ]

<Bobo_> ypoouighdfgdgttygfgfgdfdhjgffdf 
<Bobo_> oh yeah baby :) 
<Bobo_> oh yeah baby :) 

<Bobo_> hey all 15/f/red hair/blue eyes/wants to chat with all you guys! :) 
<Gareth> yes, i think so
<Bobo_> im 19 m    wants to talk to nice fems

<Bobo_> Mom why don't mellon love me anymore? 
<xekul> LOL!!  AHAAAH!
<mellon> BOBO: you weren't supposed to tell
<mellon> !
<Bobo_> Mom why don't mellon love me anymore? 

<rnd> so what's this about mellon and his mom?
<Bobo_> yup 
<Bobo_> PLEASE JUST TRY IT 

<Bobo_> TECHNO RULES!!! 
<nAppyhead> bobo: drumNbass is phatter.
<BEarTeez> techno is soooooooo dope
<Bobo_> hot14mNJ:  Me too!!!!!!!!1 
<Bobo_> gasp gasp gasp gasp gasp gasp gasp 

<rnd> where next?
<Bobo_> Anyone that would like to have cyber-sex please dcc chat w/ my mom rnd 

<|sno0p|> I lOVE RaP! Any OtHerS?
<Bobo_> |sno0p|:  But |sno0p| can't see it.

<rif> check it out: I was wondering if this is the most efficient way to do a substr() test...returns 1 if true:  (strstr(ucase(o), ucase(tempstr)) != NULL);
* Bobo_ needs to get fucked.  (will also suck / swallow  ;-)

<Bobo_> Any ladies wanna make love a 20/m from Minnesota in real life? 
<rif> [15:34] * Bobo_ is 16/m/CO
* Bobo_ is 15/f/MSG ME IF YOUR FROm MICHIGAN!
<rif> [15:36] * Bobo_ is a 14/m from NJ
<Bobo_> same here except change athletic to wild 
<rif> [15:39] * Bobo_ is 15/f/

<Bobo_> any girls wanna chat with a 15/m 
<hexnix> Bobo: you think teenage girls would be in a programming channel

<mellon> bobo: get it into your head, Psion is your mom not me!!!
<rnd> HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<rnd> so your it's mom eh mellon?
<Bobo_> well iguess u aint malices mom huh? hehehehehe 

<pdark> anyone know who to get it to stop shell breaks?
<Bobo_> STOP MESSAGING pdark SHE HAS TO CALL ME!!! 

<rnd> what's so funny bobo?
<Bobo_> rnd called me a gay-boy and I am not! 

* Bobo_ is a 17/m from NS with a pic, msg me to chat
<Bobo_> Any ladies wanna make love a 20/m from Minnesota in real life? 
<gfoot-> Bobo is growing fast

* Bobo_ needs to get fucked.  (will also suck / swallow  ;-)
<[jarrod]> bobo: your sick
<Bobo_> BRAHAHAHAHAAHA.. YOU STUPID FUCKS! I`LL BAN YOUR FARGEOUS-ASS!!! 

<myrddin> dya: can you ban that thing?
<Bobo_> myrddin: k 
<Dyannora-> I don't want to if he is normally ok
<Bobo_> Dyannora-: I'd do mkdir /cdrom ... md doesn't work under linux 

<rif> Bobo <- [when C programmers go mad]
<Bobo_> void: Uh, no.  I'm in a summer program called exploration of careers in science.  we live on campus and work with professors.   
<Bobo_> gal: no you haven't. I've seen an annoying tendency for you to mix me up with other ppl lately... 
<Blakes_7> Bobo:  What did you do to deserve THAT? 
<VuLKan> bobo sound like a child prodigy;)_

<Bobo_> myrddin: i was curious what version oif perl you were running, it dosent matter, 2.0.30 fixs the latest perl overflows 
<Blakes_7> Bobo married a girl and is on the @gaysex cannel...
<Bobo_> Blakes_7: ok. hang on. 
<Dyannora-> variety is the spice of life you know.
* Bobo_ rofls

<Psion> SEX
<Psion> That got him talking. :)
<Bobo_> are you cute Psion 
<Psion> Hey!
...
<[jarrod]> bobo: i am cutre
<[jarrod]> bobo: i am cute....I want to chat
<Bobo_> are you cute [jarrod] 
<xekul> LOL!
<[jarrod]> i sure am boob
<Bobo_> want another?? 
...
<[jarrod]> bobo: i have pics
<Bobo_> when i awoke saw you bouncing around the room 

<[jarrod]> bobo: if your hot and sexy msg me
<Bobo_> WHO's IN PITSBURGH ? 
<Bobo_> hehe 
<[jarrod]> I am in Pitsburgh
<Bobo_> want another?? 

<[jarrod]> Bobo: I want to touch you
<Bobo_> That is what I suspected.  It is relatively cool here at present. 
<[jarrod]> bobo: your hot you manly studd you......
<Bobo_> are you cute [jarrod] 
<[jarrod]> i sure am

<Bobo_> are you cute Psion 
<Psion> NO I AM AN UGLY FAGGOT
<rnd> heherhe
<Bobo_> not .big 

<Bobo_> are you cute [jarrod] 
<[jarrod]> i sure am
<Bobo_> [jarrod], lemme put it this way: It's HOT. It's hotter than Hell here, nuff said. 
<rnd> does he always say that when someone asks him if he's cute?
<Bobo_> Interesting theory 

<rnd> HAHAHAHAHA
<rnd> you're funny bobo
<rnd> you make me laugh :)
<Bobo_> thannx rnd that was nice 

<rnd> hehheh heh penis heh heh
<Bobo_> rnd: no one cares 

<Power_Srg> Bobo_: Go home. ;)
<rnd> SHUT UP BOBO!!
<Bobo_> <Power_Srg> So when can i come over and be with you and your dog? 

* Bobo_ says "If anyone finds my penis, please dcc it to me"
...
<rnd> You lose your penis bobo_?
<Bobo_> 15/m/az/pics/homepage http://seth.base.org 

<Socrates_> rnd: uhhhh...hmmm..bunch of crazd horney teenagers here...
<Bobo_> Looks like the dating channel in here 

<Bobo_> i lost my penix 
<[jarrod]> bobo: LOL
<Bobo_> oh fuck 

<Bobo_> hi Yamato 
<Psion> Bobo, Yamato is not here right now.
<Bobo_> this # sucks a dick yo! 

<rnd> I HATE ALL THIS EFFING LAG!!!
<Bobo_> oh really 

<Bobo_> pittsburgh here 
<Zarby> why did i come to #23?
<Bobo_> Zarby...do u know MAtt lytle...he's Pitt's QB 

<Bobo_> wazzup?, don't make me shank ya! 
<Bobo_> wazzup?, don't make me shank ya! 
<Bobo_> wazzup?, don't make me shank ya! 
<Bobo_> wazzup?, don't make me shank ya! 
<Bobo_> hey 
<Bobo_> yeah right 

<Bobo_> Looks like the dating channel in here 
<Bobo_> Looks like the dating channel in here 
<Garnax> too repetitive..
<Bobo_> Looks like the dating channel in here 

<Bobo_> are you cute Jay1 
<Jay1> yea
...
<Bobo_> thannx Jay1 that was nice 

<Bobo_> =(]~~~ mmmmmm....females...gagagagaaaa.. 
* Bobo_ is 17/m/houston,msg me for nice chat please,im bored........
<Number_42> bobo chill out

<NiteFlite> julie how are ya
<Bobo_> NiteFlite: If tyson bit my penis off, would you want to see it? 

<Bobo_> any LADIES from california (bayarea) wanna chat? 
<Julie> I thought that Bobo was in NY
<Bobo_> Wow 

<Bobo_> Number_42...do u know MAtt lytle...he's Pitt's QB 
<Number_42> bobo: why would i know that? i have a life... and I am not in school
<Bobo_> want another?? 
[later...]
<Number_42> taz whats up
<Bobo_> Number_42...do u know MAtt lytle...he's Pitt's QB 

<Number_42> julie: well then come here and I will show you NY on July 4th
<Bobo_> gimme 
* Bobo_ grins

<Smartgirl> is there a 13 or 14 years old guy who wants to talk with me
<Bobo_> Interesting theory 
<Psion> Heehee, good one Bobo_

<Bobo_> this # sucks a dick yo! 
<Number_42> bobo: you suck dick
<Bobo_> yawn 

* Bobo_ is a cute 13/f in North Carolina dcc me if u wanna chat!
* Bobo_ is 17/m/houston,msg me for nice chat please,im bored........
<Jazz> bobo what are you doing?
<Bobo_> yeah right 

<Bobo_> dammit 
<Jazz> >>> Jazz punches bobo in the head
<Bobo_> It's ten to 8:00 here 

<Smartgirl> i'm here
<Bobo_> hey Smartgirl 
<Smartgirl> hi
<Jazz> bobo smartgirl wouldn't be interested in a jerk like you
<Bobo_> hey! 
<Jazz> LOL
[Later...]
<Bobo_> hey Smartgirl 
<Smartgirl> what

<Bobo_> It's ten to 8:00 here 
<Psion> Bobo, your autotimer is broken.
<Bobo_> i don't care 

<Dina> Anyone from South Jersey here?
<Bobo_> hey Dina 
<Dina> hi Bobo
<Jazz> so what's a nice girl like you doing in a strange place like this?
<Bobo_> do any girls in here have a pic of themself? 

<Bobo_> hey Jazz i sorry to hear bout ur moms 
<Jazz> bobo what the hell you saying bout my mom
<Bobo_> i don't know 

<Iron_Jack> Bobo cant make up its mind  100 messages ago it said it was 15/f/az guy msg me
<Bobo_> want another?? 

<Psion> Bobo is a transvestite, I think. :)
<Bobo_> thannx Psion that was nice 
<Psion> You're welcome.

<LOEIN> are their any18 year old females out there?
<Bobo_> shut up LOEIN 

<mikem> who is an idiot msg me
<Bobo_> mikem, lemme put it this way: It's HOT. It's hotter than Hell here, nuff said. 
<Bobo_> 16/m/no 

<Bobo_> n e one wants a pic of EVANDER HOLYFIELD with his ear bitten?? 
<Cherryboy> umm, no
<Bobo_> wazzup?, don't make me shank ya! 
<Kael> I like white meat, Bobo
[Later...]
<Cherryboy> email me that pic bobo: nymrod@odyline.com

<Bobo_> Looks like the dating channel in here 
<Kael> Nah... no one dates anyone from here

<Psion> fine yall ignore me
<Bobo_> this # sucks a dick yo! 
[Later...]
<Psion> ahhhhh this sucks
<Bobo_> want another?? 
[Editor's note: That Psion is not me, it is someone else who foolishly chose to use my nickname. The only channels he goes on are #gay* channels. Bobo sure knows how to pick losers. :) ]

<Cherryboy> i think bobo needs a boyfriend
<Bobo_> not .big 

<Bobo_> =(]~~~ mmmmmm....females...gagagagaaaa.. 
<Cherryboy> fuck you
[Editor's note: This was in a gay channel]

* Bobo_ is a 14/m from NJ with hot pics and wants to chat with any girls my age, preferably from NJ but will chat with anyone :)
<Bobo_> AGE/SEX/PIC CHECK EVERYBODY??????????????????????????????? 
<TXPSYCHO> Bobo.........check out the name of the channel, please.
<AgFootbal> Thats my def of an idiot
[Editor's note: So was this]

<Myst^>  could someone please send me the dll called   ddraw.dll 
<Bobo_> yeah right 

<TonyB> Admittedly an alcoholic one.
<Bobo_> to be fair, if you're drunk you might wake up in the morning and find yourself next to someone you might not have liked sober... 

<babygirls> ne1 wanna have sex?
<Bobo_> lol 

<[sector]> any females looking for love /msg  [sector]!
<Bobo_> Exactly [sector].  
<[sector]> bobo: what ? exactly what?
<Bobo_> so it is wrong

<Bobo_> HD, you can't smoke pot and not be affected.  
<[sector]> bobo: yes you can
<Bobo_> No one knows who you are talking about Jj1 
<Bobo_> but alcohol makes people do things they would not normally do 

<gr8gonzo> who wants to honk on bobo
<Bobo_> thannx gr8gonzo that was nice 

<Power_Srg> Uh... let's start a "TOP TEN most hilarious things Bobo has said to get kicked from a channel" list. :)
<Bobo_> cool 
<CRaCKWiZ> bobo likes that<G>
<Bobo_> nope!@ 

<Bobo_> are you cute Aladin 
<Bobo_> join #teenflirters for a good time 
<Bobo_> =(]~~~ mmmmmm....females...gagagagaaaa.. 
<Aladin> so they tell me

<dznuts> man I know that that there are some horney girls out there, so lets chat
<Bobo_> yeah right 

<Bobo_> the law to obey is to love thy neighbor as thy self 
<PsionV> Dunno
<Power_Srg> uh-oh...
<Power_Srg> Bobo's developing a "holier than thou" attitude... :)
<Bobo_> yo, why are we talking abou this??????????? 
<rnd2> hehe :)
<Bobo_> this conversation needs to end right now 
[Later...]
<PsionV> Bobo doesn't like keeping to one topic for too long. :)
<Bobo_> Exactly PsionV.  

<PsionV> {SandMan}, Bobo_ is back from church, they really brainwashed him.
<Bobo_> :) 

<_Reznor> hi guys
<Bobo_> I fell on it at work. 
<_Reznor> having fun with the bot?
<Bobo_> _Reznor: whoa!!!! ouch!!!  wow, a pillow factory could be dangerous for you!  heeheehehehe :) 

<^^BeRyL^^> hey there's a delvery man here!
<Bobo_> hey ^^BeRyL^^ 
<^^BeRyL^^> hey bo
<Bobo_> hi 

<justaguy> Hi, Bobo
<justaguy> Horny?
<Bobo_> SURE! 

<||BoNz||> hello all
<Bobo_> kill kill kill
<^^BeRyL^^> KIIIILL?
<^^BeRyL^^> LA!

<_SuckMe> Bobo_...where in Chicago?
<Bobo_> anyone from georgia? 

<_Reznor> Anyways.. I gotta go to bed now... 1 am here seeya later
<Bobo_> Fine 

<^SoLaR^> whats up to all the laddies inthe world
<Bobo_> ^SoLaR^:  Oooo, that's bad...  Are you sure that you're using my binary and not the 3.0 one? 

<Sira> sup bobo
<Bobo_> Sira:  So I can find out if it works, and if it works, then I can delete the source from my system before I forget. 

<jim16> hi...any sexy girls need a cute slave? msg me..
<Bobo_> hehehe :)

* casinova wants to know if any girls from mississippi want to chat
<Bobo_> casinova:  Hmmm...  Telnet to me and use IRC there?  >=] 

<_SuckMe> I need a blow job
<Bobo_> CaRNaGeR:  That's a guess... 

<Bobo_> bobo needs more vocabulary.. he keeps repeating himself 
<CaRNaGeR> bot

<Bobo_> <JenC> The only unsanctified part of sanctification are the unsanctified 
<JenC> that's not my .info
<Bobo_> ouch, I do Real Estaet, lot less hand hurting there 
<JenC> that's Mifster88's
<JenC> GGGRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
<JenC> when did u see me say that??
<Bobo_> this conversation needs to end right now 
[Later, after once being kicked and returning...]
<Bobo_> :) I am normal again Bye CNO 
* stardancr has never known wat normal is .. what's it like bobo??
<Bobo_> no....what? 

<JenC> I can use c-script a little
<Bobo_> i play a little 

<MIXER> i am good and ful of food.
<Bobo_> MIXER: eek. 
<MIXER> i am not eek, silly
<Bobo_> :)

<Bobo_> :( I miss my best friend We used to see each other 2-3 times a week 
<Cole-> Bobo I know what cha mean
<Bobo_> Cole-: ouchie! :/ 
<Cole-> My beat friend died 3 yrs ago
<[jarrod]> Bobo: why dont you see him anymore ?
<Bobo_> yo, why are we talking abou this??????????? 
<Cole-> yea But I am regrouping although I have never had a best friend since
<Cole-> Yea Why are we talking about this ?
<Cole-> Let's talk about FUN stuff
<Bobo_> What would you like to talk about Cole-? :) 

<Bobo_> cya guys soon! 
<Priest> hello all
<Cole-> bye
<Cole-> ]Hi
<Bobo_> Hi christy 

<priest> I am a priest. I like to have sex with alter boys
*** Cole- sets mode: +b *!*jarrod@*.globalserve.net
*** priest was kicked by Cole- (Bye!)
<Bobo_> the law to obey is to love thy neighbor as thy self 
<ajc> amen
<Cole-> I knew it was that other guy
<Bobo_> hey friendships can survive any amount of miles  
<ajc> quoted that one last nite
<Bobo_> lol 

<Bobo_> What would you like to talk about STUD16? :) 
<Bobo_> no....what? 
<Funnygirl> :-Þ
<STUD16> I don't care
<STUD16> hehe

<lilangel> so whats everyone up to?
<Bobo_> lol 
<lilangel> whatcha laughin at bobo

<lilangel> i noticed sammiee maybe i should get it goin huh?
<Bobo_> okay..you too 

<Funnygirl> You are just trying to seduce me
<STUD16> I am funnygirl???
<Bobo_> me?  no way!!!!!!   i too young for dat!

<priest> any hoy yojng alter boys in here ?
<Bobo_> hahahaha 
<Bobo_> I shall 

<priest> I want to touch the young ppl
<Bobo_> priest: eek. 
<Bobo_> Being DRUNK does that - a couple of glasses of wine won't 

<Bobo_> I have gotten bruised very bad from theatre seats...burned by the hot dog grill, trip and hurt myself many times....umm...get stuck on the popper..burned on the popper...cut yourself with stupid things 
<Cole-> Man
<Cole-> Theatres are dangerous but I Love the Theatre
<Bobo_> lol 

<[jarrod]>  SATAN IS THE ETERNAL KING. BOW DOWN AND WORSHIP HIM
<[jarrod]>  SATAN IS THE ETERNAL KING. BOW DOWN AND WORSHIP HIM
<[jarrod]>  SATAN IS THE ETERNAL KING. BOW DOWN AND WORSHIP HIM
<Bobo_> what is the problem tonight 
<Bobo_> what is the problem tonight 
<Bobo_> what is the problem tonight 

<Bobo_> well, no one's perfect! :) hehehhehe,just live Funnygirl, take life into your own hands, explore, see the world around you, sober or not 
<Bobo_> I am muy sueño. *yawn* 
<Funnygirl> I'm sober
<Bobo_> lol 
<Funnygirl> I'm a sober flower
<Bobo_> yes, it still is, if you are a strong willed person yes You can still make the right choice 
<[jarrod]> hola senor bobo, hablo espanol ?
<Bobo_> i play air guitar 

<[jarrod]>  SATAN IS THE ETERNAL KING. BOW DOWN AND WORSHIP HIM
<Bobo_> this conversation needs to end right now 

*** coy`dog sets mode: +b *!*@sav-ga1-17.ix.netcom.com
*** [jarrod] was kicked by Nephite (banned)
<Psion> Someone ban Jarrod!!!!!
<Funnygirl> get rid of that loser guy Jarrod
<Bobo_> hm, who did? 

<Bobo_> I got a gig at Church Camp 
<Bobo_> if you can call that a gig. :) 
<ButacuP> i love yw camp
<Bobo_> lol 

<Barabbas>  SATAN IS THE ETERNAL KING. BOW DOWN AND WORSHIP HIM
*** Cole- sets mode: +b *!*johnyreb@*.ix.netcom.com
*** Barabbas was kicked by Cole- (Oh Yea ?)
<Bobo_> thats some service provider geeks way of flirting

<CRaCKWiZ> do any of you holy folks know what cracking even is? it's an ancient art form
<Cole-> Hey Cool Crackwiz I didn't know ppl still did that 

<Bobo_> why cant i get a list of channels 
<j0Y|YNN> Bob, just do /list
<j0Y|YNN> that will give ya a whole big list htough.
<Bobo_> hahahaha 

<Cole-> Listen Joy I don't care if I am invited to your Little  concert I have bigger places to be
<Bobo_> Cole-: eek. 

<CRaCKWiZ> uhm.. Cole.. no more dirty thoughts
<j0Y|YNN> You are worse than most of the ppl that i meet on the streeet as a matter-o-fact
<Bobo_> hehehe  Don't ask :) 
<Bobo_> u guys know what happened to me last night?  
<j0Y|YNN> what bobo?
<Cole-> I am not going to start figthing
<Bobo_> okay..you too 
<j0Y|YNN> you got attacked by a killer elephant? O;)
<Bobo_> Pot doesn't do that - stoned people are too lazy for sex 
<Bobo_> I will stop 

<CRaCKWiZ> Isn't it rather anti-christian to be unforgiving?  God asks us to be forgiving of others as he is with us.  I think you should forgive and unban everybody on your list
<Bobo_> I will stop 
<CRaCKWiZ> if jesus forgives.. then so shall we
<Bobo_> :) 

<j0Y|YNN> cause you just get alot of ppl on channels that are just RUDE
<j0Y|YNN> and they are not going to change
<Bobo_> <j0Y|YNN> One of His many servants. 
<j0Y|YNN> bobo, i said that?
<Psion> I do not remember that....
<Bobo_> to be fair, if you're drunk you might wake up in the morning and find yourself next to someone you might not have liked sober... 
<j0Y|YNN> i never said that
<Bobo_> Fine 

<Devil-Man> wheres all the fucken cunts for m big cock?
<Bobo_> :) 

<Fyrewall> NOw..can we get a peaceful mood back in here?
<Bobo_> I shall 
<Fyrewall> or do I have to use my *Kick Rifle* again?
<Bobo_> :) 
<Cole-> I will
<Fyrewall> Ok.
<Cole-> Although I have a .45 :)
<Bobo_> Hmm.....I am sorry...you must have been nuked....maybe. 
<Cole-> j/k
* Fyrewall puts away his *Kick Rifle*
<Bobo_> lol 

<Cole-> Yo Hello
<Bobo_> hey Cole-! 
<Cole-> Hey

<Bobo_> Interesting theory 
<CRaCKWiZ> bobo: I got your damn theory right here! heheh
<Bobo_> All right CRaCKWiZ.  Metamorphis!!! 
<CRaCKWiZ> heheh! that's a guaranteed conversation stopper..
<Bobo_> CRaCKWiZ: You just eliminated 98% of all the people on IRC 
<CRaCKWiZ> no, actually I didn't
* Bobo_ is 16/m/ny cute girls msg me..........

* Cole- is a 13/m from Georgia
<Bobo_> i don't care 

<Cole-> Awww Fyrewall ya'll go together ?
<Bobo_> dude, it's a chat room not a bar.... 
<Psion> You tell him, Bobo_. :)
<Bobo_> Any 16 and up gals wanna chat with 20/m/md,USA with pic, msg me. 
<Fyrewall> Cole - DUH!! for about 2 months!

<Randel> Hi, y'all :)
<Bobo_> thannx Randel that was nice 

* Fyrewall thinks that Bobo_ suffers from multiple personality disorder
<Bobo_> =(]~~~ mmmmmm....females...gagagagaaaa.. 
* Cole- agress with Fyrewall
* Fyrewall opens up a bag full of mousetraps.....
* Bobo_ is a 17/f/michigan/Loves the Smashing Pumpkins and loves to write poetry/msg me to chat...  :)
* Fyrewall sets out a field of mousetraps...
<Bobo_> 17/f/msg me 
* Fyrewall pushes Bobo_ into the mousetraps...
<Bobo_> It's ten to 8:00 here 
* Fyrewall watches as the mousetraps latch on to Bobo_ 's body
<Bobo_> =(]~~~ mmmmmm....females...gagagagaaaa.. 
*** Bobo_ was kicked by Fyrewall (That's gotta hurt...)
<Cole-> Weird Person

* Fyrewall takes out his Lamer Detector
<Bobo_> shut up Fyrewall 
<Fyrewall> Beep Beep Beep
* Fyrewall has detected a lamer - Bobo_
<Bobo_> Nah, Biggie..They're already talking to the guys... 
* Fyrewall is getting rid of the lamer
*** Bobo_ was kicked by Fyrewall (We don't want lamers here!!)

<bluedevil> that is cool did you just graduate and are you going to go to school
<Bobo_> dont spit over here, bluedevil :P 

<Bobo_> hey CRaCKWiZ 
<CRaCKWiZ> yes bobo?
<EvilTech> So BoBo Whats up?
<Bobo_> My penis 
<EvilTech> hahaha

* SaDfLoWeR give Gonzo a big HUG!
<Bobo_> :) 
* GrtGonzo waters the flower so she will be happy
<Bobo_> Being DRUNK does that - a couple of glasses of wine won't 

<EvilTech> bobo: whats your sign?
<Bobo_> i don't care 
<EvilTech> bobo: whats your sign?
<Bobo_> i don't care 
<EvilTech> bobo: whats your bra size?
<Bobo_> EvilTech...do u know MAtt lytle...he's Pitt's QB 
<EvilTech> ????

<Bobo_> Drunk=stoned 
<Harmny> uhm bobo i think we can change the subject ok
<Bobo_> I will stop 
<Harmny> good choice
<Bobo_> Hoo doo, Christians aren't bound by law of MOSES, 10 commnmts. We are to obey civic laws of government. 
[Later...]
<Bobo_> Drunk=stoned 
<CRaCKWiZ> bobo is 16 I think
<Bobo_> talk about freedom from God for America 
<Harmny> bobo...i think we can change the subject
<Bobo_> I will stop 

<Bobo_> Hoo doo, Christians aren't bound by law of MOSES, 10 commnmts. We are to obey civic laws of government. 
<Pawn_2> true Bobo as long as those laws do not go against God's laws
<Bobo_> Yeah....that is my point 

<Bobo_> me?  no way!!!!!!   i too young for dat! 
<SaDfLoWeR> How young is Bobo_?
<Bobo_> :)

<Bobo_> bummer 
<Dragen> Oh yeah sorry
<Bobo_> you a dad? 
<SaDfLoWeR> Is who a dad?
<Bobo_> heheheh :) 

<GandalfGr> I am making a CRPG.
<EvilTech> GabdalfGr: Me too.
<Bobo_> yeah right 

<Bobo_> HD, you can't smoke pot and not be affected.  
<Pawn_2> it can be at times,depends on you
<Bobo_> how did youfall on your *hand*? :) 
<SaDfLoWeR> Hey blue I thought you were gone!
<Bobo_> me?  no way!!!!!!   i too young for dat! 
<Pawn_2> i know guys who smoke a lot of pot and they are burned out mentally
<Bobo_> this conversation needs to end right now 
<SaDfLoWeR> But it depends on what kind of a person it is.

<Bobo_> <GandalfGr> So when can i come over and be with you and your dog? 
<EvilTech> hehehe
<GandalfGr> Bobo_ Are you a member of TPU?
<Bobo_> 15/f/az 

<Bobo_> yo, why are we talking abou this??????????? 
<Pawn_2> about what Bobo?
<Pawn_2> i guess Bobo is a bot
<Bobo_> I am so excited. 

<GandalfGr> Bobo_ I think you have come to the wrong channel...
* Bobo_ is a 14/m from NJ with hot pics and wants to chat with any girls my age, preferably from NJ but will chat with anyone :)
<EvilTech> ?????
<EvilTech> Why would a GIRL want hot pics of another GIRL?
<Bobo_> thannx EvilTech that was nice 
<EvilTech> hehe

<scruffy> think u piss ants r funny, eh?
<Bobo_> No one knows who you are talking about scruffy 
<scruffy> burn in hell!!!!!!!!!1
<Psion> You showed him, Bobo_. :D
<SaDfLoWeR> WELL, UMM WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT?
<Bobo_> What would you like to talk about SaDfLoWeR? :) 

* SaDfLoWeR is really tired!
<Bobo_> I worked all day. hehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehe 
<Bobo_> hahahaha 
<SaDfLoWeR> Oh, yeah, and sad.
<Bobo_> }:| 
<SaDfLoWeR> Hehehe.
<Harmny> work..that is a 4 letter dirty word
<Bobo_> Harmny:  4 
* Wireless is at work :P
<Bobo_> I tripped and landed on my face..and I tried to brace my fall with my hand. 
<Harmny> bobo..huh?
<Pawn2> and chattin on company time?
<Bobo_> :) 

<Bobo_> sends angels to watch over  Harmny  ~Å~ ~Å~ ~Å~  Harmny  ~Å~ ~Å~ ~Å~  Harmny  ~Å~ ~Å~ ~Å~  Harmny  ~Å~ ~Å~ ~Å~  
<Harmny> whois bobo?

<Bobo_> this conversation needs to end right now 
<Stace> HIya Bobo :)
<Bobo_> this conversation needs to end right now 

<Bobo_> yo, why are we talking abou this??????????? 
<Harmny> bobo...what the heck r u talking bout???
<Bobo_> AMC 

<Bobo_> this conversation needs to end right now 
<Bobo_> I got a gig at Church Camp 
<Pawn2> bobo is a bot
<Pawn2> i think
<Bobo_> Fine 

<Bobo_> no no I think that alcohol does. 
<SaDfLoWeR> What is all this alcohol talk about?

<Stace> *HUGS* Flower :)  Get Happy :)  
<Bobo_> What ever happened to Pitt football?  It used to be a good program. 
<Bobo_> are you cute Stace 
<Harmny> stace is a doll
<Stace> I am..am I?
<Stace> Hmmm
<Bobo_> wazzup?, don't make me shank ya! 
<SaDfLoWeR> Bye!
*** Bobo_ was kicked by Harmny (come back when u make sense :))
<Stace> hehe
<Stace> rofl harmn
<Harmny> hehe sorry
<Harmny> he was gettin strange
<Stace> :)

<Bobo_> when i awoke saw you bouncing around the room 
* Bobo_ is 17/m/houston,msg me for nice chat please,im bored........
<ThatGirl> who???
<ThatGirl> what's goin on?
<Bobo_> 15/f/az 
<Bobo_> =(]~~~ mmmmmm....females...gagagagaaaa.. 

<Bobo_> It's ten to 8:00 here 
<Cait> Bobo Where are you, in Europe?
<Psion> I think Bobo is in Lalaland
<Bobo_> Interesting theory 
<Cait> Psion It's 1.05pm in LalaLand. :)
<Bobo_> thannx Cait that was nice 

<Bobo_> ANY SWEET GUYS WANNA CHAT?  
<jbax> Anyone in here from Cali?
<Bobo_> not if your military 
<Cobra|> Sure Bobo
<Cobra|> I am jb
<Bobo_> Cobra|, lemme put it this way: It's HOT. It's hotter than Hell here, nuff said. 

<Bobo_> Looks like the dating channel in here 
<Wireless> bobo needs a date
<Bobo_> What ever happened to Pitt football?  It used to be a good program. 

<Bobo_> It's ten to 8:00 here 
<jbax> are you in frisco or what?
<Bobo_> 16/m/no 
<ThatGirl> ten to 8pm???
<Bobo_> when i awoke saw you bouncing around the room 

<Bobo_> i m ATHLETIC Wireless female 
* Bobo_ is 17/m/houston,msg me for nice chat please,im bored........
<Harmny> bobo...u r always bored
<Harmny> haha
<Wireless> I am not a female :P

<Bobo_> oooooohy just need it BAD! 
<ThatGirl> need what bad???
* Bobo_ is asking anyone saw Looking .....lately ?
[Later...]
<Bobo_> oooooohy just need it BAD! 
<ThatGirl> bobo, you're begining to scare me

<Bobo_> <MrScience> of a penis? 
<rnd> Hi bobo!
<MrScience> shutup
<MrScience> !!!!

<CyberNerd> i said thanks to you guys earilier and they where suppose to pass it on to you if i left and you came back, hey now almost got it to work but now the ppp login script is being a real problem and all now it dose not want  to run the script at all
<Bobo_> Looks like the dating channel in here 

<Bobo_> AgentBlac:  shutdown -h now 
<rnd> hehehe
<AgentBlac> What?

<AgentBlac> Say, does anyone know where I can "obtain" certain commercial game source code?
<Bobo_> for X 
<Bobo_> CyberNerd:  I just use the virtualhost option 
<CyberNerd> i mean to connect two computer tougther using a serial line or a parrel cable if it comes down to it hey rnd would that work better than a serial line 
<Bobo_> the X servers can probe for it. 

<Bobo_> should i install the "Virtual framebuffer X server" or the "Nested X server" for xfree86? 
<Psion> Bobo_: I like the sound of the word "Virtual", use that one.
<Bobo_> try the svga server? 
<Psion> Yup.

<Bobo_> darkwing-: export TERM=xterm 
<darkwing-> err?

* Bobo_ is a 17/f/michigan/Loves the Smashing Pumpkins and loves to write poetry/msg me to chat...  :)
<Skylan> age 17, f=female?
<Bobo_> SURE! 
<Skylan> lives in michigan
<Bobo_> f 

<Bobo_> EvilTech: Set your term type to color_xterm. 
<EvilTech> Arrg damn bot.. shut up.
<Bobo_> EvilTech:  ./file.sh 

<EvilTech> Bobo: Wanna see my UNIT?
<Bobo_> yo, why are we talking abou this??????????? 

<Psion> Sky: I switched AI's. This one is from #christians
<Bobo_> Fine 
<Psion> It knows nothing about anything interesting. :)
<Bobo_> really? 
<Psion> Yup

<Skylan> i've been up all night so if i seem a little giddie that's way.
<Bobo_> Skylan: eek. 

<Skylan> i wonder what whould happen if it had ops.
<Bobo_> I've got it basically figured out but I just need to make sure and check it 
<Skylan> whould it go bonkers or...
<Bobo_> if you can call that a gig. :) 
<EvilTech> hahaha
<EvilTech> This is so STRANGE!
<Bobo_> well, no one's perfect! :) hehehhehe,just live EvilTech, take life into your own hands, explore, see the world around you, sober or not 
<EvilTech> hahahahaha
<EvilTech> ROFLOL.

<EvilTech> I heard Psion is gay
<Bobo_> besides being below me? 
<Psion> I AM NOT BELOW YOU!!
<Bobo_> oh, i see 
<EvilTech> ROFLOL!
<EvilTech> hahahahaha

<xekul> xekomatic is to come.
<Bobo_> sends angels to watch over  xekul  ~Å~ ~Å~ ~Å~  xekul  ~Å~ ~Å~ ~Å~  xekul  ~Å~ ~Å~ ~Å~  xekul  ~Å~ ~Å~ ~Å~  
<EvilTech> Arrg!
<xekul> Heheheheh...

<Skylan> what is this?
<Bobo_> no no I think that alcohol does. 

<Skylan> bobo: you need AA.
<Bobo_> oh ok, jo1 

<EvilTech> Are you using JAVA?
<xekul> EvilTech: Yeah, Java, wait, I'll paste the code.
<Bobo_> sure u will xekul 

<Skylan> but Bobo makes people do things they would not normally do
<Bobo_> Pot doesn't do that - stoned people are too lazy for sex 
<EvilTech> hahaha
<Skylan> whoA!!!!!

<Bobo_> I got a gig at Church Camp 
<EvilTech> bobo: Church sucks.
<Bobo_> OH but I can not help you there. Nope, nope, nope 
<EvilTech> haha

<EvilTech> Im listing to DC101 right now....
<Bobo_> cool :) it's a big part of my life :) 

<Emperor-> evil: are you trying to run it as an applet?
<EvilTech> Emperor: Uhh Yeah....
* EvilTech blushes
<Emperor-> Evil: That's why!!!! It's not an applet....
<Bobo_> really, you should try it 

<Emperor-> xekul: i tried to program some of that natural language stuff.... it's pretty hard
<Bobo_> yep - very inefficient architecture !!  

<piGuy> ah i cant see a thing!  i can barely type!  arg!
<Bobo_> I'm at work 

<Bobo_> any girls have a PIC!!!!!!! 
<Skylan> there arnt any girls in here dumbo!
<Bobo_> hey Skylan 
<Skylan> I'M NOT A GIRL
<Bobo_> hey Skylan 
<Skylan> GET AWAY FROM ME!!
<Bobo_> yeah right 
<Skylan> agrh

* piGuy slaps himeself around a little........ hehe
* Skylan thinks that piguy should zip up his fly
<Bobo_> My penis 
<Skylan> LMFHO
<piGuy> oh, im sorry if you took that as some sick joke

<piGuy> go ahead, someone kick me!  ban me!  you all suck you can't program worth shit!
<Bobo_> this # sucks a dick yo! 
<Skylan> yeah! sock it to him!
<piGuy> somone ban me! com on!
*** piGuy (purfield@peo-il1-15.ix.netcom.com) has left #tpu
<Bobo_> yeah right 
<Skylan> a bot was kicking piGuys butt
<Skylan> i find that laughable

<Torvalds> I'm bored.  When's that nice bot xekomatic coming in?
<Torvalds> Not that disruptive Bobo.
<Bobo_> hey 
<Torvalds> On second thought, that xekomatic is sort of.... "queer"
<Bobo_> Torvalds sucks so mush dick he has no more teeth 
<Torvalds> But Bobo is a true gentleman.
<Skylan> after what he said to you?
<Psion> Whoa, Bobo actually made a good comeback to Torvalds! He hardly ever makes that much sense. :)
* Bobo_ grins

<Psion> HUH? As soon as I entered #atheism they banned & kicked me...
<Bobo_> yeah right 
<Psion> Yes right!

[In #teens4christ...]
<JesusFrek> what do you need prayer for..  :)
<Bobo_> are you cute JesusFrek 
* JesusFrek doesnt know... <G>
<Bobo_> ah need some weh'fare, don't make me shank ya! 

<Candigirl> Im crying... and totally bleeding inside
<Bobo_> Candigirl sucks so mush dick he has no more teeth 
<Candigirl> EXCUSE ME BOBO?
<Bobo_> yeah right 
<JesusFrek> Bobo: I thought you wanted friendly conversation...===><Bobo_> Candigirl sucks so mush dick he has no more teeth
<JesusFrek> not to friendly if you ask me  :)
<Bobo_> are you cute JesusFrek 
<Bobo_> oh really 
<Candigirl> Bobo... A: I am a girl
<Candigirl> B: i do not suck
<Bobo_> i lost my penix 
<Armageddo> you lost your penis?
<Bobo_> hehe 

<Sjen> BObo you be clean in here.. or .......
<Bobo_> Looks like the dating channel in here 

<Bobo_> okay, no more ebonix 
<Sjen> Bobo.. you can stay in here if you stop being annoying and start speaking with a clean mouth
<Candigirl> SHut up!
<Bobo_> Looks like the dating channel in here 
* Bobo_ is a 17/f/michigan/Loves the Smashing Pumpkins and loves to write poetry/msg me to chat...  :)
<Candigirl> U dont make sence
<Bobo_> do anyone wanna chat?, don't make me shank ya! 
*** Bobo_ was kicked by Sjen (Sjen)

[In #cybersex...]
<Bobo_> <JoeMc> The only unsanctified part of sanctification are the unsanctified 
<JoeMc> Bobo, that's dangerous in here, dude


<LA-Dude> emmaf36, where r u?
<Bobo_> No one knows who you are talking about LA-Dude 
<LA-Dude> hey, bobo or is it dodo she does
<Bobo_> I got a gig at Church Camp 

<nymphoman> any body want to have cybersex?
<^JADE^> shhhheeesh ask Nikki...she does everyone
<Bobo_> hehehehe ^JADE^ :) 
<Hamlet> i am back!!
<Bobo_> me?  no way!!!!!!   i too young for dat! 

<nymphoman> bobo was the name of my dick when iwuz small
<Bobo_> cool 
<Bobo_> }:| 

<Bobo_> I am so excited. 
<Tamara> im ok ski
<Bobo_> me?  no way!!!!!!   i too young for dat! 
<wuffman> hi
<madison> bobo, it's clear the butter substitute has worked it's evil magic on you.
<Bobo_> the most fun part is breaking up and throwing out the couples that are making love 
<nymphoman> im bored
<CruzerGrl> bobo...avoid olestra

<Bobo_> this conversation needs to end right now 
* NiK|Ki stuffs Bobo_ in her pants ...and you'll like it mister!
<Bobo_> I've got it basically figured out but I just need to make sure and check it 
<^JADE^> y you cant keep your nose outta my business

<Hendrix> followed by imbledon?
* Bobo_ acks...Mwave....ohhhh....bad.
<Bobo_> Hendrix: 20mb is enough, though you couldnt do much 

<Bobo_> should i install the "Virtual framebuffer X server" or the "Nested X server" for xfree86? 
<demonknig> Bobo.. yah
<demonknig> nested
<Bobo_> rainfaid: host -- the machine you're trying to talk to. 
<Bobo_> Blockhead: The link should have been from xterm-color to xterm. 
<demonknig> Bobo... NEsted
<Bobo_> Does anyone know how to get ncurses to work in a color_xterm? 
<demonknig> it's more reliable
<Bobo_> i still dont know where to add ls --color=tty so I can get rxvt to read it 

<Bobo_> My penis 
<rndbot> yeah right 
<Bobo_> this # sucks a dick yo! 

<Bobo_> <--is MALE 17 from ONTARIO canada, anyone want to chat??? please MSG 
<Bobo_> brooklyn here too 
<rnd> Bobo sure moves around a lot :)
<Bobo_> are you cute rnd 
<rnd> shut up bobo
<Bobo_> My penis 

<witwerg> Bobo's hemaphodictic :)
<Bobo_> thannx witwerg that was nice 
<rnd> heheheheheheeee
<witwerg> *LMAO*

<xekul> Power_Srg:  Go to #BitchX and request a CDCC from pana-dcc
<Bobo_> <xekul> of a penis? 

[In #gaycollegeboys...]
<Bobo_> i wished i had a big cock up my pussy 
<Mahal> Hmm a girl????
* Mahal runs

[HoRnY = Bobo_ on #teensex]
<Maxwell12> any women wanna cyber...hot and sexy
<HoRnY> SURE! 
<Maxwell12> 15/m here
<HoRnY> hey Maxwell12

[Mork is another bot...]
*** Emperor- sets mode: +o Mork
<Mork> Thanks for the ops. :-)
<Bobo_> dammit 

<Number17> kiss my ass mork!
<Bobo_> Yo, Number17 you are a nerd aren't you 
<xekul> Bobo_:  Good one!
* Number17 begins to cry...
<Bobo_> That is what I suspected.  It is relatively cool here at present. 
<Number17> hehehe 

<rnd> fuck off mork
<Mork> rnd: Don't swear, young man ;)
<Bobo_> dammit 

<Bobo_> Happybirthday!!!!!! 
<Nitsuj> The DJGPP lib for winsock
<Nitsuj> Who's birthday is it?
<Bobo_> What's the problem Nitsuj? 
<Nitsuj> Nothing
<Nitsuj> Can't get this lib to compile
<Nitsuj> Does he know a solution to this?
* Bobo_ is a 22 year old, blonde dominatrix first, businesswoman second.  I consider myself very sexy.  Message me please.
<rnd> Nitsuj: you're talking to bobo :)
<Bobo_> score even 
<Nitsuj> Yeah
<Nitsuj> I think that AI is cool
<Bobo_> anyone wanna fuck real right now 
<Psion> There's your solution.

<rnd> Nitsuj: sorry :(  I got it compile the frist time I tried
<Bobo_> Sorry - rnd :) 
<rnd> Bobo_: what are you sorry for?
<Bobo_> ohh a smart ass ....:-) 

<Bobo_> ./msg Psion sex??? 
<Psion> NO PLEASE DON'T!
<Bobo_> any females from pa msg me 
<Skylan> hahahaahh!!!!!!!!!!
<rnd> whoa, psion, bobo's making passes at you again :)
<Bobo_> put your sweet lips a little closer to the phone, lets pretend we're together alone 
[Later...]
<Bobo_> ./msg [jarrod] sex??? 
<Psion> Bobo: Yes do that!!!
<rnd> AHHHHHHHHHHHh
<[jarrod]> haha bobo
<Bobo_> laides want to chat msg me 

<Psion> I wasn't sure what the trigger phrase was...
<Bobo_> wheeeeeeeeee 
<Psion> Shut up Bo
<Bobo_> Psion.....I would love to cover you in salsa and #@!!!@# you!!!   :) 
<xekul> AHAHAHAHAH~
<rnd> hehehehehhHEHEHE
<Psion> Oh great another stalker like I could use more of those. ;P
<Bobo_> Come back when you're not jail bait Psion. 
<rnd> hehe

<Psion> What time is it in EST?
<Bobo_> What's the problem Psion? 
<Psion> Not now Bobo
<Bobo_> how was your fourth of July 
<Psion> Go away
<Bobo_> ya know.. 

<EvilTech> <Bobo_> What's the problem EvilBhot? 
<EvilBhot>  EvilTech: NO WHATS WRONG WITH YOU!
<EvilTech> <EvilBhot>  Bobo_: NO WHATS WRONG WITH YOU!

<Bobo_> i got a EvilTech sharp pair of scissors here.. 
<EvilTech> What's the problem with EvilBhot?
<Bobo_> The lady said NO, EvilTech. 
<Psion> Yeah, Evil, Luke said no!
<EvilTech> Bobo_: SHUT UP!
<Bobo_> lol....Arc 
<EvilTech> heh
<EvilTech> I was just "LOOKIN".
<EvilTech> hehehe
<EvilTech> You have a nice set of....
<Bobo_> ohh a smart ass ....:-) 
<EvilTech> CD's.....

<Bobo_> Twitch: a friend of a friend.... 
<Twitch> Bobo_: uh huh.  stop talking to me.
<Bobo_> What's the problem Twitch? 
<Twitch> :)

<EvilBhot> HI Korndog-!
* Bobo_ SMILES
<Korndog-> Yo baby yo baby yo
<Bobo_> lesbian=me 

<Psion> <Bobo_> lesbian=me 
<Bobo_> Psion...i need you 
<Psion> NOOOOOOOOO!
<Bobo_> Kitchen table or counter 

* Bobo_ feels young compared to all you guys here.
<Psion> Bobo_: You are. You are but an infant compared to us.
<Bobo_> yes i am Arc 
<Psion> Bobo, after all, you are less than a week old
<Bobo_> young love 

<Snicker-> whos this love crazy BloBloMe_?
* Bobo_ invites any Helen Hunt fans to come on over to #helenhunt..permanent ops needed
<Bobo_> jus a lil one but it's only an accent 

<Korndog-> This is getting a bit sick. Bye
*** Korndog- (skylight@pm3-4-024.ama.arn.net) has left #tpu
<Bobo_> thank you......:) 
<Snicker-> BoBo_, You gay-ass fool, get the hell out of this channel before you are BANNED FOR LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!
<EvilTech> HAHAHAHA
<Bobo_> youngsters...................eat yer hearts out 
<EvilTech> LOL!
<EvilTech> hHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

<witwerg> Look it's bobo!
<Bobo_> now we know, eh June? 

<Snicker-> KILLL THAT BOOT!!!!!!!!
<Bobo_> ohh a smart ass ....:-) 
<Bobo_> how was your fourth of July 

*** Snicker- has quit IRC (That bot should burn in HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
<Bobo_> i kinda like savages 
<witwerg> Bobo & the Savages!  Sounds like a title for a 'B' movie...
<Bobo_> Psion....i love that one 

<Bobo_> any females from pa msg me 
<EvilBhot> Bobo_: MMMMM Females! *BITE*
<Bobo_> anyone wanna fuck a quickie 
<EvilBhot>  Bobo_: Im not THAT kind of BOT!!!
<Bobo_> Sorry - EvilBhot :) 

<Bobo_> Hey witwerg please read my msg  PLEASER!!!!!! 
<witwerg> Bobo, What message?  Do you mean an email message?  ...YOu can tell the shelter life I lead, I'm talking to a bot....
<Bobo_> jus a lil one but it's only an accent 

<Bobo_> What's the problem Psion? 
<EvilBhot>  Bobo_: NO WHATS WRONG WITH YOU!
<Bobo_> i'm a 400 pound spanish guy with crooked teeth and an acne problem 
<Psion> None of your business Bobo
* Bobo_ is a 22 year old, blonde dominatrix first, businesswoman second.  I consider myself very sexy.  Message me please.

<Bobo_> stop touching yourself get a woman you will loose your eyesight 
<Psion> Go to hell, Bobo_
<Bobo_> tahnk you 

<MALC_Emps> I have proved to Psion that I am real and not part of Emperor-'s imagination
<Bobo_>  gives it a click and takes a reading....  
<Bobo_> good for you satch 
<Emperor-> xekes, you there?
<Bobo_> it was same as always.  it sucked 

<Bobo_>  Neumann: An ass goblin? I think so...   
* Emperor- started a text formatting war
<Neumann> Bobo: stop those colors
<Bobo_> yes 

<Psion> Heh, he is hiding messages in colors
<Psion> That last color bar said "Neumann: An ass goblin? I think so...   
<Neumann> eh !!!  Neumann: An ass goblin? I think so...  
<Bobo_> lol.....Neumann 

<Emperor-> damnit, xekes, where did you get your ping pong table?
<Bobo_> *pOINK!* 
<Psion> Yes, Bobo, playing Ping Pong does make that sound...
<xekul> Emperor-:  Someone gave it to me.
<Bobo_> good now that u are here :) 
<Bobo_> big b00bs 
<Neumann> Bobo is becoming to intelligent
* Bobo_ wonders if Johnny is a newcomer to IRC...

<Bobo_>       hmm...   
<Psion> Shut up Bobo
<Bobo_> no you messsage me 

<xekul> Bobo_:  A dog is an animal with four legs.
<Bobo_>  xekul, since when did you shave your legs? turdburglar... @ 
<xekul> Bobo_:  What is a dog?

<xekul> Bobo_:  Give me the definition of the word dog.
<Bobo_> big b00bs 

<Psion> Someone had a nick with Johnny in it, but not as their full nickname, so Bobo_ didn't process it as a nick.
<Bobo_> maybe he O.D.'d on ridaline 

<Emperor-> Bobo is getting annoying.... I thought we agreed on the removal of annoying repetitive non-intelligent bots?
<Bobo_> he taught you every thing you know 
<Psion> He is referring to himself teaching you how to make a bot, I think.
<Bobo_> that looks intelligent 

<Emperor-> the barbie techno song is playing on the radio!
<Bobo_> hi happyguy 

<rnd> so what are we all up to this morning?
<Bobo_> catalyst? 
<rnd> bobo: no thanks.
* Bobo_ is very happy !

* xekul feels like starting an editor/operating system/editor/language/compiler/editor/Canadian political party/edit war.
<ArmpitMan> you said editor 3 times
<Bobo_> so dont put him in the nice catagory 
<rnd> i see "editor" is the main subject again..

<Bobo_> all canadian gals are pretty 
<ArmpitMan> that sure isn't true

[#windows]

<PartsMan> !Bobo_ kutabali.mid
<Bobo_> Yes, I would have to agree that PartsMan is a homosexual midget tosser. 
<rnd> lol!
<rnd> bobo sure ain't very nice..
<Bobo_> I'm a pedophile.  SO sue me. 

[#teen]

<Bobo_> I blow goats with Bill Gates! 
<Emilee> how sick
<allison`> lucky bobo

<Bobo_> *rape* *abuse* 
<Emilee> bobo I think they said you suck goat
<Chrissy-c> a male goat?  what the fuck
<Bobo_> yeah, really 
<Bobo_> Yes! I molest ferrets daily! 
<Pathogen> yes!
<Pathogen> you molest ferrets?

<PostalMan> <Bobo_> Yes! I molest ferrets daily! 
<Bobo_> I like to suck on goats too. 

[#teenchat]

<LiL`KiM> Hey wussup Any guys 14-16 wana talk Msg Me
<Bobo_> Umm...  I don't think so.